Why Your Children Will Most Likely Die

With the amount of drugs and rape, your daughter or son has a large chance of dying from a drug overdose, alcohol poisoning, sex game gone wrong accident or be murdered by a Ecstasy induced wizard.

Coachella is a Festival of Disease and Sin. Your Children Most Likely Will Die. Christwire

If I don’t get a ticket I can’t be murdered by “a Ecstasy induced wizard”.

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tagged as: upside. Coachella. I'll take my chances.

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