update:

someone just crashed into the side of my apartment complex

everyone’s okay but the building and his car are fucked

gonna watch Side Effects while I pretend to do homework

HERE YE HERE YE

bananas

if I don’t see some gameplay soon I’m going to give up on this conference.

someone just told me to ‘chillax’

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

(via helioscentrifuge)

manaphy:

i always say i wanna date someone but if someone ever were to actually ask me out i would probably just

(via helioscentrifuge)

lickthecarpet:

kimssextape:

what is it called when you hate someone but at the same time want to stick your tongue down their throat

(Source: kimsfairytalewedding, via helioscentrifuge)

I was just thinking it had been a while since I lost a follower

farewell fellow traveler

I was never sure if you were real or if I’m just a brain in a jar