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just got an email from my mol bio lab professor about a cheating ring

why the fuck wasn’t I invited?

#assholes #actually I would be flipping out rn if I was involved #but still #you could have asked

not-enough-fandom:

i wanna dress like a post-apocalyptic rebel leader who beheads her enemies while taking shots of whiskey but then again i also want to dress like a very feminine little girl that frolics through fields of lovely flowers, 
my struggle is real

(via helioscentrifuge)

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I ate serious shit in pchem lab
like people came to help me up

#graceful #totally graceful #so graceful #how am i even alive

andrewgibby:

when

i am only

a shell of myself,

hold me

to your ear.

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

image

(via tyleroakley)

#i'm old
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these fucking cute people on the internet

so goddamned far away from me

#why can't you come over and watch star trek #i wanna hang out
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asphyxion:

seriously don’t be friends with me it gets scary after a while like no joke i get so possessive its like i want to shield you away from everyone else NO THEY’RE MY FRIEND

#except i'm a shitty friend

(Source: lizziegrantvevo, via imawanchor)

#just go to a fair #any fair #gaze upon the masses #and despair
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merchandisingisforever:

Happy 30th Anniversary to Return of the Jedi!!!

merchandisingisforever:

Happy 30th Anniversary to Return of the Jedi!!!

(via aluminum-falcon92)

#:3
riseofthecommonwoodpile:

exclusive call of duty: ghosts screenshot

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

exclusive call of duty: ghosts screenshot

(Source: writing2eddy, via drinkmasturbatecry)

#collarduty

(Source: rebbylau, via drinkmasturbatecry)

#GPOY
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timothay asked: 1. Nerdist 2. Roosterteeth 3. Spider-Man 4. Childish Gambino 5. Beyonce

accurate list is accurate.

#timothay #maybe this guy can read minds
#cheat sheet #giraffes #grilled cheese #tags #i ran out of things #who am i?
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a love poem

coffee
you are the coffee of my heart

coffee coffee coffee

#am i even awake?
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rippahlove:

this man is hilarious ok

rippahlove:

this man is hilarious ok

(Source: klausybites, via dancys)

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