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may or may not be using a literature reference about the combustion of poop

#Kelly writes a lab report #poop joke #I'm 22 #no regrets

jesuschristvevo:

hey-its-ray:

jesuschristvevo:

pen15 ;) lms if u get it, only 18+ will understand xD

I’m 14 and I know what it means..

nooo….. ur wrong„ only 18+

my friend made me join the pen club to borrow a pen.

he told  me he had to write my id on my hand

pen15

(via sylvanburningcenter)

#I'm 22 #what the fuck am I even doing
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DEAR WORD

THANKS FOR DELETING TWO HOURS OF WORK

CLEARLY IT WASN’T MY BEST AN NEEDED TO BE REDONE

REALLY LOOKING OUT FOR ME

#LOVE KELLY #I WANT TO THROW YOU INTO A FIRE
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dead word

i really need you to stop doing the scary pinwheel thing

i don’t know how to bribe a program but i’ll give you whatever you want

#download new fonts #take up free writing #maybe even note taking
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I have been awake so long birds are chirping

#vague memories of saying I would never do this again #fuck birds
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bloodshotsky:

Scouting For Girls - Elvis Ain’t Dead

rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

(via mellitosoculos)

#want to come over for breakfast? #in like 6 hours?

(Source: justcannibalthings)

#guess who still isn't working #I literally paced for a good 15 minutes #I have too much energy #is it weird to go on a run at 2 am?
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okay before I go back to my paper

that Maple Story video really makes me wish I could break dance

#maybe I should learn to break dance #is there grad school for that?
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Kelly get back to your paper

get back

to your paper

#fine

(Source: -zanarkand, via fukawa-enovels)

#my fucking favorite video #I literally think if this and laugh at least once a week #at least #I try to explain it to people all the damn time
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so twin peaks

#is everyone sleeping with bobby? #cooper is hot #and also crazy #everyone in this show is hot and crazy #and sleeping with boby

collectyourhearts:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

(Source: anotherbadpoem, via hoechlion)

#pretty much
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I’ve gotten to the point where I’m either

completely ready for my midtern

or too tired care

#either way I'm going to bed #night night

(Source: bocla, via hoechlion)

#adventure time #you should come over and watch it with me
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