March 2012
56 posts
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“Just leave me here to die.”
– Things I apparently say when I’m lurking for recipes and have found one that looks exceptionally amazing. -1?'https':'http';var...
Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
266 notes
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Mar 1st
February 2012
58 posts
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Feb 29th
97 notes
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To a Stranger
PASSING stranger! you do not know how longingly I look upon you, You must be he I was seeking, or she I was seeking, (it comes to me, as of a dream,) I have somewhere surely lived a life of joy with you, All is recall’d as we flit by each other, fluid, affectionate, chaste, matured, You grew up with me, were a boy with me, or a girl with me, I ate with you, and slept with you—your body has...
Feb 28th
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When you want to send someone an anonymous message...
I just want to ask a question grey face because I’ve never talked to you before and this question would be a bad introduction. It’s a stupid question and I’d like to seem more intelligent than I actually am. Not remotely hate mail. I swear. -1?'https':'http';var...
Feb 27th
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baked kale chips →
abp-bulbasaur: made this on 2/26/12, more or less. see review here. mostly used this as a guideline as to temperature & how long to bake. she’s right about the curly kale, it works just fine. tho i was worried! I HAVE KALE IN MY REFRIGERATOR I COULD MAKE THESE.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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That awkward moment when you ditch a birthday...
and your roommate tells everyone you ditched to play Skyrim.
Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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I'm in the library and there's a lot of porn on my...
What are the chances that someone is looking at my screen?
Feb 26th
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Not to be overly dramatic or anything but if...
I’m leaving the country.
Feb 26th
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Maybe seeing Flogging Molly with my mom in March.
Not weird, right?
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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red ringed again.
Feb 26th
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In other news:
Became a vampire in Skyrim.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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dalekstripper: what if I had found same print scarf that Gary Oldman wears a lot what if I bought it what if I wore it every day for the rest of my life what if we all got them? like a secret society. like a guild.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Quite right.
Quite
Feb 25th
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Hay
Hay
Feb 25th
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Ugh plans in the outside world.
Feb 25th
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Watched 33 videos of Sexy Nerd Girl.
Valerie is officially awesome.
Feb 25th
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Who would you cast as me? →
Feb 25th
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Watching Sexy Nerd Girl videos for Guy.
Can I just be best friends with them though?
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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It's that time of night.
I’m looking for a new pancake recipe. again.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT its freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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I want Oysters Rockefeller.
I would very much like to watch it but I can’t seem to find it anywhere.
Feb 23rd
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Who do you ship me with?
Because lately everyone I’ve found attractive ends up being the murderer.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
70 notes
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Feb 23rd
50 notes
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
210 notes
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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“9. The Wheaton: The delightfully geeky Wil Wheaton was one of the first celebs...”
– 19 Outstanding Words You Should Be Working Into Conversation - Mental Floss
Feb 14th
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Day before Valentine's.
Perfect day to decide to have a vegan week with no processed sugar.
Feb 14th
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