fear the wrath of the kellzor: Archive

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New years resolution:

somehow become attractive.

Jan 1st

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Sir? If you don't mind my asking... why a box?

Your home is a box. Your car is a box on wheels. You drive to work in it. You drive home in it. You sit in your home, staring into a box. It erodes your soul, while the box that is your body inevitably withers… then dies. Where upon it is placed in the ultimate box, to slowly decompose.

Dec 31st

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Someone might confess their love for me tomorrow...

it will happen, it will.

Dec 31st

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fuck you

Old guy at the monsters basketball practice. “Which one is your daughter?”. I’m 19 you freak, even if one of the younger girls was mine I would had her when I was 9. “I was just thinking I couldn’t match any of the girls to you” Yeah because I’m not white you dumb fucking cunt (my iPhone autocorrects cunt to Cynthia). X[

Dec 29th

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2010

mattthewscottt: Here’s to the new friends I made.. Here’s to the friends that stayed when things got tough.. Here’s to the ‘friends’ that walked out of my life.. Here’s to the bitches who talked behind my back.. Here’s to my amazing new and old followers.. Here’s to the hateful anons.. And here’s to myself to make 2011 even better than 2010..

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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How to say Tumblr like an Australian

whitegrlbritt: STEP ONE Tum STEP TWO BLARH How to say Tumblr like an American. STEP ONE Tum STEP TWO Bler Like a boss. Aka like a Filipino: STEP ONE Tamb STEP TWO ler How to say Tumblr in chinese STEP ONE Ching STEP TWO Chong How to say Tumblr in British STEP ONE TUM STEP TWO BLAH How to say Tumblr in Russia STEP ONE TUM STEP TWO VLERRRR How to...

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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fuck yeah

i love coming back from babysitting monsters who make me want to cut out my uterus to find that 2 more people find me interesting (or followed back) X]

Dec 29th

kissinggingers asked: yes, as in a strong craving or hunger for kissing(: hahahaha
That's exactly what I ment
lol

Dec 29th

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Playing 20 questions

You are playing popcorn? No. You are popcorn? Yes

Dec 29th

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fuck yeah

I finally got the wifi password for the house I babysit at. Prepare for me to continue complaining about children.

Dec 28th

reservationatdorsia: Iwan Rheon | Happy Again

Dec 28th

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Rocker

random-people: He looks like a rocker. I truly believe he is going to give a concert tonight with three of his friends, who all look exactly like him, in some alternative bar downtown. They probably have a tight group of fans who all go to all their gigs. I think he is the singer or the guitarist. But then again, maybe he has never been on a stage in his life. Maybe he spends his evenings on the...

Dec 28th

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What'd you do over Christmas break?

ohbabyimreckless: Oh you know, just hung out .

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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When new people follow me...

awkwardaxolotl: I feel the urge to post something interesting to show that I’m not a total fuckwit. Then I realise that, actually I am.

Dec 28th

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Comprehensive sex education is the only thing... →

screamedatthesky: imagine that.

Dec 28th

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That moment when you're reading a book and you...

limberedskimpish:

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Your second to last gif is someone who you will,...

zombieslutfromhell: brosephstalin: indigo-children: missbatman: FATE HAS SPOKEN!!! Not totally against this. Hahaha why the shit do I even have this gif so i guess i’m becoming a lesbian… well as long as she’s hot i’m DTF lol.

Dec 28th

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